Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
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nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
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You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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