there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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