A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
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