Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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