i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
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Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
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My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
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