Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
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You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
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This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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