I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Let's paint friendship bongs
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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