Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
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I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
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I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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