Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
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No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
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By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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