You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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