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say what?
wanna hang out?
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
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i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
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I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
I think my moral compass just broke
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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