So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Randomize
