So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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