Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
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Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
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He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
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