So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
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