She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
It all started with a game of naked twister.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
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