we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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