and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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