Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
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while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
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I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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