if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
Randomize
