Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
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