Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
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Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Sorry my hands just texted you
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
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