I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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