I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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