The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
last night I used snow as a chaser
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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