Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
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You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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