Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
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we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
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In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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