Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
being pregnant is like rehab
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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