my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
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I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I'm just crazy horny about you
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
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Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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