just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
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He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
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Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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