The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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