Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
not ubering you a puppy
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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