brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Swine flu. Run for my life!
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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