the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
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