names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
Randomize
