Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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