Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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