love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
Randomize
