24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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