This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
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