Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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