Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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