did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Randomize
