oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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