I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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