You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
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you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
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My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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