wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
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I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
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How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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