I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
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