I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
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He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
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I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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