let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
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