I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
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You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
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New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Who put my cat in the fridge?
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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