you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
Randomize
