she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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