I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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