where am i from again
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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