i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
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I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
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He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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