Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
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Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
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Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
MIDGETS
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Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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